This is Ella. She has been waiting for fall to arrive like a kid waiting on Santa. She’s been stalking the aisles of Hobby Lobby for weeks and her collection of buffalo plaid, pumpkins, and pickup trucks of various sizes with beds piled with harvest paraphernalia is impressive. She draws the line, however, at pumpkin spice. She doesn’t want pumpkins near her coffee and she doesn’t want to burn candles that smell like baked goods and will make her hungry. Her Achilles heel this time of year is gluten. She likes cozy. Cozy requires baking. And baking spends a moment on her lips, and forever on her hips. And her double chin. And her upper arms. Her tan is already beginning to fade, but it’s still too warm to hide under baggy sweatshirts so if you need her, she’ll be rearranging pumpkins and fluffing bows. She’s been training for this season and it’s her time to shine. #cowbios
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