This is the Sheriff. A kerfuffle is typically used to refer to mild chaos. A brouhaha, if you will. When he rounded the corner of the open class building at the county fair just in time to see one of his deputies launch over a table of model rockets, that isn’t the word he would have used. It was pandalerium, one might say. Steph and the deputy both emerged from the melee with two show pigs who were walking as one might expect a show pig to walk, though one appeared to be wearing a leopard print pleated skirt with pink trim and the grand champion ribbon it garnered. Steph and the deputy, however, looked like they were present when the dill pickle packer place ‘ploded. Steph had dill weed in her hair and the deputy had peppercorns stuck in his moustache. He also had the second place set of two crocheted hot pads hanging on him- one on his badge and the other directly to its left on his name tag. The open class superintendent told the local paper the pink yarn really brought out his eyes. The sheriff must have agreed because the article and accompanying photo was cut and taped up on copious numbers of surfaces around the department offices. #cowbios
Product features
- Relaxed, loose fit for easy movement
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Soft combed and ringspun cotton blend for a smooth handfeel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape retention
- Tearaway label to prevent irritation

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean